Question: do you like my story??? (it won't all fit so when you come to "THE END", thats the end, so keep on reading)
I was walking around the woods looking for the secret shack that Gerard and Lyn-Z moved into after their wedding. I searched for about 5 minuets and then found it right in the open. Good hiding place Gerard閳?not I thought aloud. I shot out a window of the old shack. As I entered I saw Lyn-Z sitting in rocking chair knitting. I pointed the gun at her and shouted.
閳ユ凡here is Gerard?/!閳?br> 閳ユ窏e閳ユ獨 in the bathroom閳?please don閳ユ獩 shoot me閳?I thought it was for the better!閳?she replied
I rushed to the bathroom and knocked down the door, I was shocked to see Gerard knocked out. It was even more of a shock to see him with bright pink hair! I gasped and found some black hair dye. I dyed his hair back to black, then poured perfume on his face to wake him up. He woke up and started yelling because of the perfume in his eyes. I rushed outside and hid behind a tree. I could hear Gerard yelling at Lyn-Z for getting perfume in his eyes and dying his hair pink.
Next, I heard Lyn-Z claming she was so high that she did not know what she was doing.
I went back into the shack and me and Gerard tied her to a chair.
Gerard handed me another gun and told me to shoot dead. I did so, without hesitation.
We both ran out and took a taxi to NJ where his brother Mike lived. Once we opened the door a horrid smell hit us flat, we turned and ran for our lives! It turns out that Mike had some beans for dinner and his gas was so bad that it killed Alicia.
My good friend Sydne stalking us! We ran into Hot Topic and ended up buying My Chemical Romance concert tees, and Green Day CDs (I know, weird combo). Then after leaving the Mall, we went to McDonalds.
閳ユ翻HIS IS SUCH BAD FOOD! LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT KILLS US!閳?we yelled, but before we could get out safely, Gerard閳ユ獨 cell phone rang.
閳ユ返eah, well, WHATEVER! Bye,閳?said Gerard into his cell. Then out of anger he threw it in the French fry grease.
閳ユ凡ay to go Gerard! Now we have to go and get you a new phone!閳?I snapped, he looked a little guilty and we went back to the mall. After buying a Wave, we hitch-hiked to D.C., dressed in all black, and after giving the guards lots of gin, we broke into the White House
Inside we stole the president閳ユ獨 hair dye, and ran back to Mike閳ユ獨 house in NJ. While he was sleeping we dyed his hair, but unfortunately instead of turning white, it turned out green. Once he woke he started yelling at us and threw a new pack of underwear at us.
閳ユ窏ey! Easy with the Fruit of the Loom!閳?yelled Gerard.
Then Gerard informed me that he was going on tour again and that I was welcome to come along if I wished. I tried saying no because I wanted to get back home, but then he got on his knees begging me because he needed some protection from Ray. How could I say no? If I had to perform with someone who wanted to kill me, and they had a really cool fro, I閳ユ獡 sure he would do the same.
During the concert the ghost of Lyn-Z ( she looked as if she was still high) came and tried choking Gerard, everyone in the building ran for there lives! I tried to grab her and she turned my hair pink! In a rage, I grabbed the president閳ユ獨 hair dye (I put in my purse in case of an emergency and I had to throw it at Ray) and threw it on her. After she turned green, she kind of閳?well閳?she melted閳ヮ毀fter doing CPR on Gerard we went back to Mike閳ユ獨 house. Once we got there we fell asleep on the couches. Mike, still in a rage, because of his green hair, got revenge by dying our hair blue and purple. We tried dying it back. Unfortunately it would not come out, and we had to shave out heads bald. In Mike閳ユ獨 closet we found two pink wigs just like the one that Britney Spears wore after she shaved her head (I don閳ユ獩 want to know why he had them, and hopefully I never will). After that, no one ever stalked us again.
THE END
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? Oh dear, you've stopped taking your tablets again. Haven't you.
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? read the first 3 paragraphs i am completely lost makes no sense sorry
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? it's kind of good, but i hate people killing other people and stealing
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? hey this story is not so good but i believe that if you have confidence in you. you can write a most beautifull story and everybody will like your story. do you know PRACTICE MAKES MAN PERFECT.
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? Aside from the spelling and puncuation errors, it still was bad. It did however, reflect a vivid imagination or a serious drug problem.
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? Holy crap ,you must be snorting in some really good **** .wtf is that all about,your all over the place with your hair dyes and killing sprees.Have you even looked back and read it yourself
What a f*ckin tripper lol :)
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? I loved it! Screw all those b!tches above me! I think it rocks! And it DOES rock! Never mind them, they must all be on drugs!
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? that is so funny!
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? waahaaa...i read...i mean its nice..coz we know the character u are talking about %26amp; i can totally imagine it! nice dear! :)
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? LMFAO! That's sooo funny, I was laughing the whole time. You have a very wild imagination haha
I wish Lyn-Z would die too...Actually, I wish that there was a way to switch places with someone for a day and BE Lyn-Z! Just for a day, that's all I'm asking! lol
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? wow.... u must have been REALLY bored when u wrote that.....
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? Haha! That was hilarious, it was wild and all over the place, but it rocked! Good call on Lyn-Zs fate....bwa haha. Although she makes him happy...idk. There is just something about her i dont really like.
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? mass cold blood murders and revenge hair dieing i love it but Lyn-Z does make Gee happy so we can keep her cant we?
god i would love to stay on tour with them thanks for spurting another fantasy for me to veg out on lolz
thanks for sharing =)
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? hahahaha some one got carried away (you)
loved the story, it makes perfect sence to me
and i loved how you killed
LYN
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? haha!! i loved it!! poor lyn-z. oh wait! what am i saying!?!!? lol
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? Want to hear my story..."Once upon a time..The END"
nOW THat Was A stORy
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? who's lynn Z
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? Like it
I'm going to tell you all a story, Do you like it? Eh... It was all right. A lot of hair-dying. :)
